Block 2 Pictures
and Scholar Films Co Ltd
present
a Jet Tone Films
production
Producer TSAI Mu Ho
Executive Producer WONG Kar Wai
Based on the Story by Louis CHA Action Director Sammo HUNG
Associate Producers LAW Hing Man Jacky PANG Yee Wah
Director of Photography Peter PAU (HKSC) 2nd Unit Photography Andrew LAU (HKSC)
Editor HAI Kit Wai
Production Designer William CHANG Suk Ping Music James WONG
Starring
Leslie CHEUNG Kwok Wing
Brigitte LIN Ching Hsia
Tony LEUNG Chiu Wai
Carina LAU Ka Ling
Kenny Bee
Veronica YIP
Jacky CHEUNG
Maggie CHEUNG Man Yuk
Tony LEUNG Ka Fai
Joey WANG
The Eagle Shooting Heroes (Dong Cheng Xi Jiu)
Directed by Jeff LAU
東邪西毒，南帝北丐中神通 The characters of this film
係金庸名著《射雕英雄傳》入便家傳戶曉嘅人物 appear in Louis Cha's novel Eagles Shooting Heroes.
不過今次我哋講嘅係佢哋後生時候嘅一啲荒唐事跡 This film tells of their wild days of youth.
嗱，話說，歐陽峰其實係波斯國舅 Ouyang Feng, a close relative of the Persian king,
因為佢同表妹潮州妹嘅奸情俾人揭發 is having an affair with his cousin, the queen.
所以就決定謀朝篡位喇 The two decide to usurp the throne.
護駕！護駕！ Bodyguards!
卿家饒命，饒命呀！ Spare me.
饒命？（潮州話: 你而家走唔甩㗎喇） Spare you? You're in my clutches now.
（潮州話: 我要你生就生，死就死）！ Your life is entirely in my hands.
你精精哋交個王位出嚟！ Give up the crown like a good boy.
如果唔係，嘿嘿 Otherwise...
- 你想謀朝篡位呀？ - 使乜講？ - You want to usurp the throne? - What does it look like?
（潮汕話: 死老鬼！咪同佢講咁多啦）！ Save your breath.
叫佢交番玉璽出來，然之後捅佢幾刀 Let's get the Imperial Seal and chop him up.
收拾好嗮地方，跟住我哋登基拜堂 After some cleaning, this hall will be perfect for a wedding.
明年今日生個太子，（潮州話: 咁咪掂嗮囉，使乜同佢講咁多嘢吖）！ We'll have a baby prince and everything will be perfect.
衰鬼啊，真係諗得幾周到個噃 You're so clever.
仲唔快啲攞個玉璽畀我？ Hand over the Imperial Seal.
（潮州話: 卿家我...） Spare me!
懵呀你？唔係潮州人，學乜講潮州話吖？ Think it'll do you good to imitate our accent?
- 真係唔攞？ - 枉我對你咁好 - Hand it over! - After all my kindness,
你個賤人，竟然食碗底反碗面？ this is how you repay me?
嘥氣呀，愛人 Cut the small talk.
呢啲咁嘅賤骨頭，唔畀啲厲害你睇下唔知死呀 Let's show this loser who's boss.
潮州大蜈蚣？ A Giant Asian Centipede!
呢隻鼓係控制你肚入便嗰條蜈蚣嘅 This drum controls the centipede in your stomach.
- 我死都唔講嘅喇 - 仲咁口硬？睇你死未？哼 - Not even death could make me talk. - Oh really?
唔好呀！... Stop it!
零舍蠢呀你！又會隻隻鼓一樣樣嘅？ You fool! All drums look alike.
叫咗你編號碼喇嘛 Didn't I tell you to number them?
怕係呢隻喇，你仲唔死？ This should be it. You are dead now!
梗係呢隻喇 I'm sure this is the one.
仲唔死？ Still won't talk?
我講啦，我玉璽喺我個女度呀 OK, the seal...is with my daughter.
喺三公主樹？ The princess?
佢話佢武功高強，叫我畀佢保管喎！ She said her kung fu could protect the seal.
強得過我？ Better kung fu than me? I don't think so.
武功高強王小虎 儆惡懲奸馬小靈，王小虎，馬小靈，嘩， 噗！ Superman, Wonder Woman, think they're strong? Huh!
啊，去咗邊呢？ Where did it go?
邊個？ Who's there?
之唔係我西毒歐陽峰囉 Who else, but I, Ouyang Feng?
大膽歐陽峰，竟敢以下犯上 Ouyang Feng, such insubordination!
知不知該當何罪？ Don't you know you will be punished?
佢何止以下犯上？而家你老竇條命喺我哋手上便 This is more than insubordination. We've kidnapped your father.
精精哋交個玉璽出嚟，如果唔係 If you're smart, give us the seal. Otherwise,
咪怪我呢個後底乸對你唔客氣呀！ don't blame me for being impolite.
早知你對奸夫淫婦圖謀不軌 I knew you two were up to something.
好彩我暗中練成無量神功 Luckily, I'm a master of Mystical Kung Fu.
精精哋交出我父王！如果唔係，要你哋死無全屍 If you're smart, you'll free my father.Otherwise, prepare to die.
好，就等我領教你無量神功！ Let's see your so-called Mystical Kung Fu.
三公主，你嘅無量神功未到火候㗎 Princess, I fear your kung fu is not good enough yet.
得㗎喇，退下 It is fine. Step back.
大海無量！ Tsunami Punch!
乜嘢功嘩？笑到我眼淚水都標埋呀 That's not mystical. That's hysterical!
大海無量！ Tsunami Punch!
- 沒事喇，嚇？ - 小心！ - Are you OK? - Look out!
- 哎喲！好嘢呀！ - 你點呀，愛人？ - Hooray! - My love, are you OK?
你死㗎？仲唔快啲對付佢？ You morons! Do something!
- 保護公主 - 係 Protect the princess.
蛤蟆神功第一重！ Toad-style Kung Fu, first attack.
- 我唔走呀 - 走啦 - I'm not leaving. - Come on.
公主，你唔好再同佢哋打啦，快啲去九宮山揾你師父啦，走啦 It's no use fighting. Find your master on Mt Jiugong.
- 公主，你快啲走啦，你聽我說話，快啲走啦！ - 唔好攔住我 - Princess, listen to me, go! - No!
- 走啦！放手 - 公主，你騎汗血寶馬走啦 - Let me go! - Princess, get on the horse.
大海無量！ Tsunami Punch!
死火喇呢次，又來呢個飄忽嘅嘢？ Oh, no. Whose butt's gonna get hit this time?
好彩唔係咁應啫 That wasn't so bad.
- 小心呀！ - 乜話？啊！ - Watch out! - What?
頂得住沒呀？咪嚇我呀！ Are you OK? You're scaring me.
表哥，你要幫我報仇 My love, avenge me.
哦！表妹，你放心去呀！ Rest in peace.
死唔眼閉？ What, you're not dead yet?
喂！做乜鬼啫？我幾時話我死啫？我叫你幫我報仇之嘛 I said I wanted revenge. I didn't say I was dying.
佢騎嗰匹係汗血寶馬嚟嘅喎 點追吖？ That's a magic horse. How can we catch her?
有辦法，揾國師 I have an idea. To the sorceress!
佢家陣已經去緊九宮山 揾佢師父 囉噃 She's en route to Mt Jiugong to find her master.
我哋就喺佢上山之前殺咗佢 We must kill her before she finds him.
不過佢騎個只係匹汗血寶馬 But she's got that magic horse.
要追到佢，除非... The only way to catch her is...
除非點呀，國師？ is what, Sorceress?
要追到佢？不如就試下我呢對無敵飛靴 罷啦 Try my invincible flying boots.
咁架勢？靴都識飛？ Really? Boots can fly?
你唔好掂嗰隻翼呀！ Don't touch the wings!
除咗飛靴，我仲有啲好嘢畀你呀！ I have more treasures for you.
呢盒係無敵毒王蜂 Here's a box of Invincible Killer Bees.
- 你會咁好死？ - 你用完之後，就知道我忠心 㗎喇 - Why are you so generous? - Use it. You'll see how loyal I am.
好快呀，真係好快呀！ Wow, that's fast.
哎呀，師叔啊！師叔！ Master Zhou!
全真弟子叩見周師叔 Master Wang's students bow to you.
全真七子點解剩返你哋三個呀？其余啲又去咗邊？ Only three of you? Where is everyone?
馬鈺師兄坐鎮重陽宮 Ma Yu is at Chongyang Shrine.
派我哋三人先行，其余嘅人隨後就到喇 The rest of us are coming later.
好，師兄閉關五年 苦練先天神功 Wang Chongyang has been practising Heavenly Kung Fu for five years.
今日係佢出關嘅大好日子 Today is his big return.
從此我哋全真教就真係天下無敵喇 哈.. Now our Quanzhen Clan will be undefeatable.
機仔（邱處機）！幾年唔見，發育得幾好喎，嚇！渾身都是肌肉 Chuji, you've developed quite nicely. Muscles everywhere!
師叔，我唔係機仔，我係王處一呀 I'm not Chuji, I'm Chuyi.
- 啊！阿處！咁機仔呢？ - 我喺度，師叔 - Chuyi? Where's Chuji? - I'm here.
哦，機仔，你啲肌肉都好紮實噃，嚇？ 嚟，整啲胸肌師叔醒下神先 Chuji, you have a nice body too. Let's see your pecs.
師叔啊，唔好咁啦！師父佢就快出關㗎喇 Please, don't. Master will arrive any minute now.
如果畀佢老人家見到，就唔係咁好啦 He won't like us fooling around.
你師父見到又點呀？師兄以前咪一樣係咁抽我水？ So what? He did that to me all the time.
佢話，最衰我唔係女人咋，如果係嘅話，你哋仲唔叫我做師母？ Had I been a woman, I'd have been his wife.
好彩冇人見到啫 Lucky no one's around.
好，等我用千裏傳音話畀師弟聽先！ I'll call Botong using my Thousand Miles Voice.
伯通... 我已經出咗關... Botong, I've returned!
我睇你走得去邊？我飛！ You're not going anywhere! Fly!
咁“𤓓”嘅？哎！著火！燒腳！... What's that smell? Fire!
我已經係天下無敵喇！ I'm invincible now!
燒手！ Ouch! That's hot!
跟我嚟 Follow me.
咁真係死得唔抵呀 What a way to go.
哎呀！炒啦！ Crash landing!
爆完呢邊爆嗰便，到底邊便出關呢？ His voice is everywhere.
哦！唔通師兄同我哋開玩笑？ This must be one of Chongyang's pranks.
好頭痛，冇理由咁痛，但真係好痛 What a headache.
道長，你冇事吖嘛？ Sir, are you OK?
冇事！我喺度乘涼啫！ I'm fine! Just enjoying the cool air.
點解有隻靴喺你個頭度嘅？ Why is there a boot on your head?
你真係識講笑喇，靴點會喺個頭度嘅呢？ You're kidding. How could a boot be on my head?
呢隻唔係靴係咩嚟呢？ If it's not a boot, then what is it?
- 啊，係...係...係暗器 - 暗器？ - It's a secret weapon. - A secret weapon?
我王重陽閉關五年 I, Wang Chongyang, have spent five years honing my kung fu.
估唔到一出嚟就俾人暗算 I never expected an ambush the minute I walked out.
又點會有人攞隻靴嚟暗算人呀？ But who would ambush with a boot?
我再強調一次，係暗器 I repeat, it is a secret weapon.
我王重陽武功蓋世 I am Wang Chongyang, master of kung fu.
區區一隻靴點可以掟得死我呢？係暗器！ How could a boot kill me? It's a secret weapon.
點會有人攞咁大隻靴嚟做暗器呢？ Who'd make a weapon shaped like a boot?
哎呀！斷咗片骨，唔喐得 Every bone...broken. Can't move.
女俠，轉告我師弟 Miss, please convey this message to Zhou Botong.
過下一世先可以同佢結為夫妻，再將我身上嘅道袍交畀佢 Tell him I'll marry him in our next life. Give him my robe.
因為係佢做畀我嘅，咁我就死而無憾 He made it for me. Then I can die in peace.
道長啊，你臨死講嘢都咁快嘅？ Sir, for a dying man you sure talk fast.
話死就死？道長！道長！ Dead already? Sir!
件袍係我師兄嘅喎 唔通佢出事？ That robe belongs to Chongyang. Something's wrong.
師兄！ Chongyang!
- 師兄啊！ - 師父啊！ - Chongyang! - Master!
夫啊主！你生前就帶旺水呀 In life you brought good fortune.
死後就留低我孤零零呀 Now you've left me alone with my sadness.
師叔，你檢點啲啦！ Master Zhou, please control your sorrow.
我咩咁唔檢點嘛！ What's wrong with my behaviour?
我同佢雖然係師兄弟 We were brothers-in-arms,
但係醞釀緊夫妻感情吖嘛！ but lived like husband and wife.
我家下已經係未亡人，我一定要同佢報仇 As his widow, I must avenge him.
師兄死嗰陣時衣衫不整 Poor Chongyang died in his underwear.
九成九都係俾人先奸後殺㗎喇 He must have been raped then killed.
一定係頭先騎馬嗰條女 It must be that woman on the horse.
我誓要同師兄報仇 I swear to avenge Chongyang.
師叔，點解你位置咁飄忽嘅？ Master Zhou, why don't you stand still?
咩嘢咁飄忽呀？我不嬲都企喺度同你哋講嘢㗎喇 Stand still? I have been standing still!
係你哋眼花啫嘛 You're seeing things.
天龍寺 HEAVENLY DDAGON TEMPLE
Grandpa，我唔明啊 Grandpa, I don't understand.
你同我講你尋晚有夢遺唔係咩？ You told me you had a wet dream last night, don't you?
係 Yes.
就係咁 So that is.
想當年，我細個嘅時候 先王話 When I was young, my grandfather told me
我將會有一個羅漢托世嘅曾孫要揾我解夢 my great-grandson would one day ask me to explain his dream.
我今年已經190歲 I'm 190 years old already.
我幾驚等唔到你嚟 I worried I might not live to see this day.
但唔緊要，你已經嚟佐 But fine, you are here now.
啊！Grandpa，咁嗰個夢究竟係乜嘢意思呢，啊？ Grandpa, what does my dream mean?
隔咗咁耐，我都唔係好記得清楚 It's been too long. I don't remember.
啊？你講笑嘛 You're kidding, man!
大理段氏之中咁多人，你都算最冇sense of humor (幽默感) 喇 You have the worst sense of humour in the Duan family.
要想得道成仙，你就要揾到你個真心人 To become immortal, you must find your True Love.
真心人？ True Love?
佢姓黃，心口有三個六字！ Look for the name Huang, and three 6s on the chest.
只要佢真心真意對你講三聲“我愛你” Only when your True Love says three times "I love you"
你就可以化作一道青煙，直登仙界 will you become an immortal.
我真係可以做神仙...哎呀！ I really can be an angel.
咁我同金輪國三公主嘅婚事咪要取消？ But what about my engagement to the princess?
stupid (蠢材)！好色猖狂，兼無厘大志！ Stupid fool!
留戀凡間女子 Mortal girls mean nothing.
你點知天上邊啲神仙靚唔過你嘅三公主呀？ Your princess can't compare to immortal women.
皮埃爾！ Pierre!
嚟啦，躝開 Coming. Get lost.
- 皮埃爾！ - 嚟啦 - Pierre! - Coming.
咁你又留戀凡間女子？ How come you're allowed to love mortal girls?
你foolish (死蠢)！ 你有冇見過一百九十歲嘅阿伯 Fool! Have you ever seen a 190-year-old man
仲有咁多女仔中意呀？ loved by so many young girls?
我而家快活過神仙，我使乜做神仙呀？stupid！ I'm happier than any immortal, stupid.
唓，你唔中意做angel之嘛，我中意呀！ You don't want to be an angel, but I do.
好，等我先返去解除婚約 Let me cancel the engagement
然之後再試揾我嘅真心人 and look for my True Love.
哎！小心呀，小師妹！ Be careful!
師兄呀 練呢套眉來眼去劍好攰呀 Yaoshi, it's tiring practising Flirting Eyes Sword Style.
- 都係唔練囉 - 咁下下隊出去都要微絲細眼，又確係幾傷神嘅 - I need a break. - Yes, Suqiu, all this flirting is exhausting.
啊！不如我哋練情意綿綿刀呀 Why don't we practise Mushy Love Sword Style?
情意綿綿刀？我怕你把持唔住噃 I'm afraid you won't behave yourself.
你記唔記得嗰晚我哋喺山頂 Don't you remember that night?
練幹柴烈火掌之際，你幾曳呀！ You were so naughty when we practised Hot Palms.
如果我唔係極力掙扎 If I didn't hold back,
恐怕都已經鑄成大錯 we could have gone too far.
聽講嗰晚極力掙扎嗰個係我噃 Hey! I was the one who held back.
我唔準你講 Hush you.
你話畀我聽，你係咪真心喜歡我㗎？ Tell me, do you really love me?
咁梗係啦，自從七歲上山 Of course, I came here when I was seven.
除咗見你之外，我都未見過第二個女子嘅，我點會唔喜歡你呢？ You're the only woman I've ever seen. Of course I like you.
咁如果他日，你見到第二個女子 If you meet another woman one day,
你仲喜唔喜歡我㗎？ will you still love me?
咁我都唔係咁花心嘅人，你信我啦 Of course I will.
女子？ A woman?
借問師兄，九宮真人喺邊呢？ Excuse me, can you tell me where Master Jiugong is?
你做乜眼甘甘望住佢啫？你唔好中意佢呀！ Why are you ogling him? You can't love him.
佢已經名花有主，同我訂咗親㗎喇 He's engaged to me.
就算你唔計較喎，佢都唔會中意你個噃 You can still try but he won't love you.
大膽！你有雞仔唔管管麻鷹，我眼甘甘望住佢？佢眼甘甘望住我咋！ Nonsense! He's the one doing the ogling!
我唔理你眼甘甘望住佢，定係佢眼甘甘望住你 I don't care if you're ogling him or he's ogling you.
總之佢係我人，佢只可以眼甘甘望住我！你中意就望我啦！ He's my man. He can only ogle me. Stare at me if you like.
望咗你十幾年喇，望少一陣又無妨嘅 I've stared at you for ten years. A glance away won't hurt.
姑娘，請問你揾真人有乜嘢事幹呢？吓？ Miss, why do you wish to see Master Jiugong?
我唔準你問，又唔準你答 No questions or answers allowed.
問我 Ask me.
笑話，我偏要問 Nonsense, I feel like answering.
我揾九宮真人係有要事，佢喺邊度呀？ l have urgent business for the master. Where is he?
- 唔準講呀！ - 哦！ Don't answer!
- 多謝，請 Thank you.
- 請 - 請咩呀？ - No, thank you. - Thank you who?
冇嘢呀，人哋幫我請，我咪幫返人哋請囉 Nobody. She said thank you, so I said thank you.
- 咁點解佢要同你請吖？ - 我點知點解佢要幫我請啫？ - Why would she thank you? - Who knows why she thanks me?
- 佢係唔係喜歡你呀？ - 我諗係啩 - Does she like you? - I think so.
咁你喜唔喜歡佢呀？ Do you like her?
我唔喜歡嘅，小師妹 Of course not.
- 我唔信呀 - 喂，你去邊呀？ - I don't believe you! - Where are you going?
- 我去劃花佢塊面！ - 哦，啊！ To cut her face to pieces!
師父，你今次一定要幫我報仇復國呀！ Master, please help me avenge my kingdom.
你點解唔揾你未婚夫段王爺幫你手呢？ l bet your fiancé Prince Duan could help you.
佢手握兵權，大理佢哋人強馬壯 His country has a strong army.
要殺歐陽峰易如反掌啦 He can kill Ouyang Feng with the flick of his wrist.
你揾段王爺去大理天龍寺揾佢啦 Go find him at Heavenly Dragon Temple.
唔使，我要親手殺歐陽峰 No, I want to kill Ouyang myself.
- 除非你學《九陰真經》啦 - 師父 - Then you'll need to master the Book of Yin. - Master.
《九陰真經》乃係天下第一奇書 The Book of Yin teaches the most powerful kung fu.
為咗爭奪呢本奇書，都唔知死咗幾多人嘞 Many people died trying to lay their hands on it.
咁樣... So...
點先至可以攞到《九陰真經》呢？ Where can I find it?
《九陰真經》就藏響丹霞山九陰白骨洞裏便 The Book of Yin is hidden in the White Bone Cave.
洞裏有四隻怪獸，非常之兇猛 It is home to four terrible monsters.
好彩最近死咗一隻 Lucky for you one just died.
你單人匹馬去，好危險㗎 It is dangerous to go alone.
- 射你個賤人 - 哎呀！ Eat dart!
- 師父！ - 師父！ - Master! - Master!
劫數呀！劫數呀！點解出手咁重！ Fate, oh horrible fate!
呢位就係你師妹喇 Meet your fellow student.
- 師父 - 師妹 - Oh, Master. - Nice to meet you, newcomer.
- 你唔係，係你師姐 - 師姐？ - No, she is not new. - Not new?
佢係為師留落喺金輪國嘅時候收嘅徒弟 教咗過佢兩散手佢唔係好叻嘅啫 I met her when I was living in Jinlun. I taught her some kung fu, just child's play.
不過最緊要畀面佢，知唔知道呀， 啊？ But she's a princess, so pretend it's impressive.
嗱！我而家就叫藥師同你去丹霞山 Yaoshi will escort you to the White Bone Cave at Mt Danxia.
丹霞山？我啋！ Mt. Danxia?
係劫數，劫數，師父 Fate, Master, it's fate!
劫你個死人頭呀，佢明明係出手打我喇 Fate my butt, she shot me deliberately.
- 唔係嘅，唔係咧 - 同我出嚟 - No, you got it all wrong. - Follow me.
- 唔係啊，師父 - 跟我嚟 - Master! No! - Follow me!
師兄，救我 Yaoshi, help me.
- 呢隻手做乜呀？ - 咁你手又做咩呀？ - What is your hand doing? - What is your hand doing, then?
我捏住你個脈門！ I'm pressing your acupuncture point.
如果你有啲咩嘢不軌我就捏死你 I'll hit your death point if you try anything funny.
- 做咩仲唔去啊 - 係，師父 - Get going. - Yes, Master!
師姐請 After you.
- 師兄，我又去 - 唔準去！留喺度同我敷藥 - I want to go too. - No, you stay here and treat my wound.
係，師父 Yes, Master!
唔畀我去，我聽日偷偷哋去 I'll sneak away tomorrow.
我諗個水晶球short咗 嘅啫 My crystal ball seems broken!
好，我畀三日時間過你 Broken? I'll give you three days.
呢三日再揾唔到峰哥嘅咧，你就死 If you can't fix it and tell me where Feng is, you'll be in trouble.
佢死都死咗去邊呢？ Where could he possibly be?
素秋，你去咗邊吖？ Suqiu, where are you?
你隻百厭星呀！素秋！ Suqiu, you brat.
哼！你想鎖住我，唔俾我下山，都幾難喇 You can't keep me in the mountains.
- 我揾師兄 - 表妹！ - I must find Yaoshi. - Cousin!
表妹，哈...我終於等到你喇，表妹 Cousin, I knew you'd come.
表妹？ Cousin?
我係你表哥 洪七啊！ I'm your cousin, Hong Qi.
- 我表哥洪七？你唔好亂嚟呀 - 咩亂嚟呀 - Hong Qi? My cousin? Nonsense! - What do you mean?
你唔係我表妹，我點會見到你頭暈啫？ If you're not my cousin, why do I feel dizzy when I see you?
- 哎呀... 又嚟啊又 - 你想點嗎？ - Here it comes again. - What do you want?
我想娶你過門 I want to marry you!
娶我？我幾時應承過嫁你吖？ Marry me? When did I promise to marry you?
你孲女嗰陣囉，嗰陣時我哋已私定咗終身㗎喇 We were engaged when we were babies.
你阿爸呢，即係我姨丈呀，都同意 Your dad, my uncle, had agreed.
仲送咗塊玉佩畀我𠻹 佢話你都有一塊個喎 He gave us matching pieces of jade.
佢仲話畀我聽，你十八歲嗰年下山 He said at age 18 you'd come down from the mountains
叫我喺度等你囉 and told me to wait for you here.
荒謬！阿爸點知我十八歲會下山嘅，吓？ Didiculous! How would Dad know I'll be coming here at 1 8?
姨丈佢仲話，你個相十八年華春心動，今年跟佬走𠻹噃 Uncle also said you'd fall in love this year and elope with your lover.
我呸！你再侮辱我，因住我對你唔客氣㗎 Shut up or I'll beat you up.
你咁惡對我，表妹？你唔喜歡我喇哇？ Why are you so mean? Don't you like me?
我唔係你表妹，就算我係你表妹 Listen, I'm not your cousin. Even if I were,
亦都唔會喜歡你呢個乞兒仔 I wouldn't like a beggar like you.
我心裏便凈係掛住師兄一個人 Yaoshi is the only man for me.
表妹，我永遠愛你 Cousin, I will love you forever.
你嗌埋今次好喇，你下次見到我， 唔好再嗌我作表妹喇，咁肉酸 I'm warning you, next time we meet, no more of this cousin stuff, you ogre.
肉酸？乜咁肉酸呀？我已經被譽為歷代丐幫裏面 Ogre? Am I ugly? I'm the most handsome,charming and clean leader
最英俊瀟灑雪白兼幹凈的少幫主，你睇過呀！ in the history of the Beggar Clan. Take a look.
- 少幫主！ - 我靚嗎？ - Chief! - Am I good looking?
靚，靚都要返去開會㗎！ Yeah, but good looking or not we still have a meeting.
- 唔返！ - 點解呀？ - No! - Why?
我表妹遺棄我，我要自殺 My cousin dumped me. I'm going to kill myself.
自殺？咁你死咗，我哋丐幫群龍無首點算呀？ Who will be our leader if you die?
哎呀！咁簡單，你猜程尋搞掂咪得囉 Nothing Rock, Paper, Scissors couldn't solve.
猜程尋？堂堂丐幫幫主，猜程尋搞掂佢 hea啲喎！ Decide the future of our great Beggar Clan with a child's game?
咩咁hea呀？當年我唔係猜程尋贏返嚟嘅？拜拜 Child's game? That's how I was elected. Bye bye.
少幫主！ Chief!
唔通佢真係我表哥？好肉酸呀，都係師兄靚啲 Can he really be my cousin? How repulsive. Yaoshi is better looking.
天妒英才！今日係我一代猛男洪七 Today, I, Hong Qi, of unequalled heroism and beauty
生喺呢個世界上嘅最後一日 will take my final breath.
我冇辦法接受失戀嘅事實 The pain of lost love is too great.
幾經辛苦，終於爬到上嚟喇，哎呀！ What a climb but I'm back on top.
- 再見啦！ - 啊 弊呀！ - Farewell! - No!
嗱，你咁真係唔啱喎 That is so unfair!
我爬得咁辛苦，你失驚無神推番我落嚟 All that climbing and you just push me back down.
地獄呀？ Is this hell?
你個死仔呀 Damn it, this is further down
（潮州話）你娜麽，呢勻仲高過尋日嗰度 than where I fell yesterday.
（潮州話）你娜麽 What the...
阿麽阿波！唔知嗡乜！去死你 Shut up! Go to hell!
好武功，中原連個乞兒都咁好打嘅？ Good kung ful, This hobo's kung fu is amazing.
橫掂我都想死喇，俾人蒲下有乜所謂呀 Since I don't want to live, why not let him kill me?
好！你殺我呀 Fine! Kill me!
咁好死？我歐陽峰唔會咁容易領你嘢嘅 Just like that? You can't fool Ouyang Feng.
我唔還手 I won't fight back.
蛤蟆神功第一重 Toad-style Kung Fu, first attack.
- 好掌法 - 好話喇 - Good palm technique. - Of course.
- 有番兩度吓 - 翻轉過嚟睇下 - Not bad. - Watch this!
而家輪到我喇 It's my turn.
天龍在野！一野，兩野，三野！ Dragon in the Field! One! Two! Three!
飛龍在天 Dragon in the Sky.
睇你飛去邊？ You're not going anywhere.
亢龍有悔！ Dragon in Remorse.
旋轉三百六十度，自動轉體 化解你嘅掌力，賴嘢！ A reverse quadruple somersault will deflect your force.
仆體直插！ Landing in pike dive position! Ouch!
哎呀，咪以為我有事，又話唔還手呀你？ That didn't hurt. But you said you wouldn't fight.
係，係我唔啱，但呢啲係本能反應嚟㗎嘛 I'm sorry. It's my natural reflex.
大家都係習武，你應該好明白呀 You should understand. You do kung fu.
嚟，嚟，再嚟過 Let's try again.
- 你講大話嘅 - 嗱，我瞇埋眼，保證唔還手 - No, you're a liar. - Sure! I'll close my eyes. I won't fight back.
嚟呀！ Let's go!
蛤蟆神功第二重！ Toad-style Kung Fu, second attack.
好內功 Your qi is strong.
忍唔住囉我 I can't hold back.
青龍取水 Dragon Sips Water.
蒼龍出洞！ Dragon Bursts from the Cave.
慘囉 Oopsl
冇口齒，卑鄙小人 You little liar.
英雄，對唔住 Sorry, sir.
皆因剛才你勁力，引發我體內嘅真氣還擊啫！ The greater your attack, the stronger my reaction.
今次只要你細聲啲發功！ This time don't be so forceful.
我包保你冇事嘅！嚟啦，英雄！ I promise everything will be fine.
- 唔制 - 制啦，英雄 - No. - Please, sir.
唔制 No.
好，今次我紮住雙手 咁冇事喇啩？ OK, this time I'll tie my hands.
唔嚟，唔嚟，都唔知係真定假嘅 No, you're a liar.
嚟啦，英雄 Please, sir.
又好 Oh, all right.
我唔會出手嘅 I won't lift a finger.
嗱！你話㗎！ Your words, not mine.
好，等我一拳打爆天靈蓋 I'm going to smash your skull.
神龍擺尾 Dragon Waves its Tail!
弊，佢喊𠻹 Is he crying?
你又呃我 You lied again.
對唔住呀，對唔住，真係對唔住呀 I'm sorry, so sorry.
方才兄台你企位實在太靚 Your position was so perfect.
我情不自禁都要伸你一腳 I couldn't resist kicking you.
我好耐未踢腳咁應棍嘅㗎喇 l haven't had a chance like that in years.
不過我踢完你之後，我唔會再踢你個囉喎 Don't get mad. I won't kick again.
- 吓，喂，嚟多次呀 - 你點講我都唔會再出手喇 - Come on, another round. - No more fighting.
- 嚟多次呀！ - 唔係咧 咁耐我死你都未死呀 - Come on! - I'll surely die before I can kill you.
- 嚟呀，兄台啊 - 想死？你自斷筋脈呀 - Come on! - Just kill yourself, OK?
嘿呀，我得呀唔使靠你啦，嚟喇，係哇 If I could, I would.
我求下你放過我，我家陣經已好傷喇 Let me go, I beg you. I'm hurt bad.
唔係咧，嚟喇，兄台！ Come on! I'll make a deal with you.
嚟呀，我哋傾下，今次我綁埋對腳 This time I'll tie up my legs as well.
- 你綁我呀！ - 我真係唔玩咧 - OK, you tie me up. - I'm not playing this game any more.
你唔綁，我自己綁自己呀，好嗎？ Fine, I'll tie myself up.
嚟喇！ Come on!
嚟呀！... Come on! Hurry!
嚟呀，我洪七可以死喺好似你咁嘅高手之下，我死而無憾 To die at the hands of such a master is a true honour.
咁你應該感激我 So you should thank me!
咁你用你平生嘅絕技，打在我身上啦 Kill me with your best move. Hit me as hard as possible!
何止絕呀！簡直殘忍！ This is so cruel.
- 咁你千祈唔好留手呀！ - 絕不留手！ - Feel no mercy! - No mercy!
嚟啦！ Come on!
蛤蟆神功第三重！ Toad-style Kung Fu, third attack.
老抽！哎呀... Cramp!
做乜呀？啊？ What?
- 抽筋喇 - 英雄，點呀？英雄你？點呀？ - I have a cramp. - Sir, are you OK?
今次你仲唔拎正我嘢？ 我已經扣住你脈門喇，睇你死未？ Look who's tricked who! I got your death point. You're finished.
我都捏住你脈門 I'm holding your death point too.
唔好亂嚟喎 Don't try anything stupid!
你捏死我！ 如果唔係，我捏死你！ If you don't kill me, I'll kill you.
何苦呢？大家互捏好傷呀！ There is no point in killing each other.
收手啦 Stop it!
冚家富貴！嚟真吖嘛？同你死過！ Bastard, you want to play for keeps? Let's play.
呢勻你仲唔死？ I finally got you!
仲好過桑拿揜骨，真舒服！ Better than any massage. Thanks.
唔殺咗你，我唔叫歐陽峰！ If I don't kill you, my name's not Ouyang Feng.
今次你死梗㗎喇 Get ready to die!
燒禾花雀？ How can he be in the mood for a barbecue?
今次你仲唔死？無敵毒王蜂！ Kill, Invincible Killer Bees, Kill!
啊! 國師你個賤人陰我！ Damn you, Sorceress.
我一定要殺咗你個賤人 I'm gonna kill that sorceress.
針到條脷 My tongue got stung too.
整乜啲蕉咁生，點食㗎？ These bananas aren't ripe yet.
- 幽冥鬼爪！ - 乜爪呀？ - Demon Claw Attack! - Whose claw?
好痛！... Oh the pain! The pain!
做乜會抓落仙人掌嗰度㗎？真黑仔呀你 Clawing a cactus? Tough luck.
死乞兒仔呀，明槍暗箭都害你唔到吖嘛，好！ Jerk, not even an ambush can kill you.
我用五行遁地術 Time to take this fight underground.
- 喂，匿下便搞咩吖？ - 救我吖，我撞到嚿花崗岩呀！ - You having problems again? - I hit a rock, help me.
坐低先吖！坐低先吖！點呀 Sit down. Let me take a look.
- 隻腳，隻腳呀 - 睇過，哎呀！邊度吖？ - My leg! - Let's see where it hurts.
係咪呢度吖？ Here?
哎呀，係呢度呀！呢度呀！好痛 Yeah, that's it!
腫咗少少啫，吓？ There's nothing!
- 插死你... - 做咩嘢呀你 - Die beggar, die! - What are you doing?
- 喂... - 插死你... 乞兒仔 I'll cut you to pieces.
哎呀！做乜係咁揾刀柄督我啫？ Why are you hitting me with a knife handle?
柄？ Handle?
柄都攞你命，攞你命... 死啦！ Fine, I'll handle you to death!
喂！... Stop it!
做乜咁傷心呀？ Why are you crying?
你好衰㗎，整甩我手臼 You meanie, you dislocated my wrist.
嚇？你瞓低我幫你醫呀！ Lie down. Let me treat you.
- 做咩呀？做咩呀？又做咩呀... - 好似插咗入背脊 - What's wrong now? - The knife is stuck in my back.
係？睇過 Let me take a look!
- 冇喎，地下得灘血啫噃 - 咁就死喇，插嗮入去定喇 - No knife, only blood. - Uh-oh! The blade must be inside.
唔使驚，我幫你用內功啜返出嚟！ Don't worry, I'll suck it out.
你個死乞兒仔呀 搞到我咁傷，等我整包五毒散你嘆下 Damn you, beggar. Try my Devil Screaming Poison.
等你化成一灘血水 There'll be nothing left but a bloody stain.
啜出嚟喇，喂，有冇好啲吖，啊？ I got it out. Feel better?
哎呀，食錯嘢，快啲攞水俾我晾口 Quick! Give me water.
你質啲乜嘢落口呀？水嚟喇... What did you eat? Here's your water!
你點嗎？ Are you OK?
你覺得我點嗎？係唔係好好多呢？ How do I look?
好好多喇 Much better.
頭先好似牛脷酥咁嘅，而家... Your mouth looked like a croissant before.
而家點嗎？ How about now?
而家好似一孖潤腸搭喺你個嘴度咁呀 Now you've got two sausages for lips.
咁唔得喇，我要去睇大夫 Uh-oh, I need to see a doctor.
喂，喂，你去邊呀你？ Where are you going?
大佬呀，我生病喇嘛，去睇大夫都唔得？ Come on, I'm sick. I need to see a doctor.
- 唔得，你走咗邊個殺我吖？ - 我殺你唔到吖哇 - No, who's going to kill me? - I can't kill you.
兩日落嚟，搞到我遍體鱗傷 人唔似人，鬼唔似鬼 Look at me. I'm a walking bruise.
仲搞得張嘴好似孖煙腸搭喺度 And now I have two sausages for lips.
- 我求你放過我啦 - 我最憎人半途而廢喇 - Please let me go! - Nothing I hate more than a quitter.
我都憎，殺得到你，你估我唔想殺咩？ Me too. I would love to kill you if I could.
張嘴流口水𠻹，至多咁喇，我睇完大夫返嚟再殺過你啦！ I'm drooling again. I'll kill you after I've seen the doctor, all right?
你走咗仲會返嚟？ How can I be sure you'll return?
我張嘴而家好痹呀！ My mouth feels numb.
- 你唔信我，就孖我一齊去啦 - 去啦 - Come with me if you don't trust me. - Let's go.
九陰白骨洞 WHITE BONE CAVE
嗱，師弟，呢度就係九陰白骨洞囉噃 This is the White Bone Cave.
行走江湖呢，就要眼觀四面 Be on guard, we're in dangerous lands.
師弟，你去咗邊喇？師弟 Yaoshi, where are you?
師弟！... Yaoshi?
嘩！仲唔嚇死你？ Gotcha.
咁快去咗邊呢？ Where'd she go?
師弟！ Yaoshi?
哈...師姐，你想嚇返我咧？ So you want to scare me, huh?
- 怪物啊！ - 有嘢啊，有嘢啊！ - Monster! - There's something in there.
- 乜野呀？ - 出便有一個人呀！ - What is it? - A human!
啊！好驚呀！ A human? Oh no!
頭先係我扮嘅 That was me.
原來頭先係你嚇我，我唔會再信你㗎喇！ You prankster! I'll never trust you again.
師姐啊！ Princess.
- 對唔住囉 - 你唔好跟住我，好嗎？ - I'm sorry. - Don't follow me!
唔好講喇，分頭揾《九陰真經》啦！ Go find the Book of Yin.
- 乜嘢事？ - 妖怪啊 - What's the matter? - Monster!
- 嘢妖怪啫？ - 我都唔知點同你講好！ - What monster? - I don't know how to describe it.
一個就似猩猩，一個就似隻雕，一個就唔知係乜 總之好恐怖啦！ Like a gorilla, a dinosaur, and a bird. It's terrifying.
你又試嚇我，我唔信 Playing tricks again? I don't believe you.
唔係吖，師姐，唔好過去呀 Don't go there!
就憑呢三隻嘢你就話恐怖？ Do you mean these three things?
頭先明明唔係咁𠺝 No, it wasn't them.
啊！怪獸啊！ Monster!
人啊！人啊！ Human!
- 師弟！ - 邊個叫我？ - Yaoshi. - Who's calling me?
師弟！嚟呀！... Come here.
唔使驚㗎，佢哋仲驚過我哋呀！ They're more scared than we are.
係吖！佢睇落驚過你呀 Yeah, he does look pretty scared.
使乜咁驚啫！我哋有武功吖嘛 Don't worry. We know kung fu.
唉，冇鬼用，等我嚟！ Coward! Hold this! Watch me.
大海無量！ Tsunami Punch!
師弟！你冇事吖嘛？ Yaoshi? Yaoshi, are you OK?
有武功又點至得𠺝，家陣你打人定打怪獸呀？ What kind of kung fu is that? Are you fighting the monsters or me?
我其實... Actually, l...
《九陰真經》呀！ The Book of Yin!
嚟呀 Come on.
嘩哎！偷嘢喎！ Thieves!
哎呀！快啲攞番個尿壺先 Quick or we'll lose our toilets.
咦！奇怪喇，點解搬來搬去都係得四個鼎嘅？ All this work and we only have four?
- 係噃，一定係嗰幾隻嘢搞鬼 - 咁抵死 - It must be the monsters. - Damn it!
師弟啊，你咁係咩意思呀？ Yaoshi, what are you doing?
咩意思？一陣佢就變燒豬 We'll catch them red-handed.
我哋搬埋嗰啲鼎 Let's grab the rest of the pots.
- 走啦！.... - 嗰幾隻嘢呀！ - Dun! - The monsters!
- 彈指神通 - 彈乜鬼嘢，等我嚟！ - Wrist Attack! - Forget your wrist. Watch me.
大海無量！ Tsunami Punch!
師姐，你咁攰 Princess, you look tired.
不如去投間客棧囉！ Why don't we check into an inn?
啊！姑娘，有禮 Lady, good day.
觀姑娘穿衣服嘅顏色同在下相當接近 Looks like we share the same taste in fashion.
可否借姑娘心口...姑娘，請慢行三步 Could you show me your chest ? Lady, slow down.
師叔又點會睇錯人呢？ How could I be mistaken?
- 天下之大，我究竟應該去邊樹（處）揾我嘅真心人 呢？ - 我明明見到嗰個女魔頭... - How can I find my True Love? - I swear I saw the murderess...
做乜吖？ Hey!
嘩，呢個阿叉 (摩羅叉) 幾好樣喎 What a good-looking Indian.
道兄，有何貴幹？ Sir, may I help you?
你咁樣望住我， Why are you staring at me like that?
係唔係唔信我哋全真教吖？ You don't respect the Quanzhen Clan?
我點知你係全真教 呢 How should I know you're in the Quanzhen Clan?
快講！啊？ Speak up!
你聽住喎，你用咁嘅眼神望住我，你會好危險嘅 Listen! Keep staring and you'll be in deep trouble
因為你分分鐘會... because you just might...
愛上我 fall in love with me.
- 點會啊 - 師叔啊，唔好咁啦 - I don't think so! - Teacher, don't!
哎呀，咁我問佢係乜嘢派㗎嘛，你究竟結婚未啫？ I'm just asking where he's from. You married?
哎！結婚有咩好啫？不如嚟全真教一齊做道友呀 Marriage is overrated. Come join our clan.
嘩！乜你心口脹卜卜㗎？ Wow! What pecs!
師叔啊，走啦！ Teacher! Let's go!
啊！你究竟係邊樹（處）呢，我嘅真心人？ Oh where art thou, my True Love?
著住件咁嘅衫周身都唔聚財 These clothes are so uncomfortable.
仲㓤肉𠻹㗎 So prickly.
佢哋喺嗰度呀！喂，嚟！ There they are. Come here!
大東客棧 GRAND EAST lNN
掌櫃 Innkeeper!
頭先嗰對狗男女住喺邊間房？ What's the room number of that ugly couple?
- 講唔講？ - 天字第一號房 - Speak up! - Doom number one.
天字第一號房，係嘛？我哋住天字第二號房 Doom number one? Good. I want room number two.
天字第二號房我帶佢去啦 Show him to room number two.
姑娘，可否借個心口睇睇？ Miss, could you show me your chest?
黐線㗎！ Weirdo!
三位姑娘，借問一聲... Excuse me...
你究竟係唔係姓黃㗎？ ls your name Huang?
做乜眼甘甘望住我呀？ What are you staring at?
你唔好中意我呀，我雖然平易近人，天生麗質 I know I'm adorable and beautiful but don't fall in love with me.
山雞點會配得上鳳凰呀？ A pheasant is no match for a phoenix.
區區一個店小二，我點會中意你呀？ I would never fall for a bell boy.
- 我諗... - 諗下都唔得，諗下都有罪 - I think... - Don't even think about it!
你唔好以為我唔知你個心諗緊乜嘢呀 I know what you are up to.
諗住我會住喺度吖嘛，諗住有大把機會啦 You think you'll have a chance if I stay in this inn.
冇，一啲機會都冇！ No! None whatsoever!
- 喂，有冇對男女嚟投棧？ - 咁多人，我點知你揾對男女點樣㗎？ - Did a couple check in recently? - Which couple? There are lots.
男嘅呢就生得玉樹臨風，女嘅就生得淫賤下流卑鄙無恥 The man looks like Prince Charming. The woman looks like a slut!
我唔係一個淫蕩下流、卑鄙無恥嘅女人 我唔會同你一間房㗎 I'm absolutely not a slut. I will not share a room with you.
況且，呢間好似黑店嚟 同你一間房呀，分分中俾你累死嘅 Besides, I think this inn is owned by thieves. If we're together, you'll just lead them to me.
- 咁我會好驚個噃 - 你好自為之啦 - But I'm so scared. - Fend for yourself.
- 小心呀，黑店會劏人㗎 - 不過，師姐啊！ - Stay alert or they'll kill you. - But, Princess...
仲唔嚇死你？哼！ Sweet dreams.
嘿，咁蒙嘅？ I can't see a thing.
唔通我有老花？ Am I contracting cataracts?
- 你喺度做咩呀？ - 乜呀？我喺度做咩唔好呀？ - What are you doing? - None of your business.
- 你唔係唔想做架樑吖？ - 你唔好借啲意親近我呀，我對你唔客氣𠺝！ - Keep your nose where it belongs. - Don't rub up against me or I'll kill you.
我呸，我使借啲意親近你？你估你係性感尤物呀？ Rub up against you? You aren't no sex goddess.
你而家俾我講中咗喇，唔係使乜走喎 Running away only proves I am right.
你唔好色瞇瞇望住我，唔係挖你對眼出嚟𠺝 Quit staring or I'll poke your eyes out.
整支先奸後散嚟揾你嘆下先 Have a whiff of this poisonous smoke.
弊嘞，殺你個賤人之前心情有少少興奮𠻹 I can't wait to see you die.
兄台，你好面善噃 Hey, man, you look familiar.
咪係我囉，今日晏晝摸過你嘅咧 Yeah, I feIt your chest this morning.
係你呀 That's you!
你喺度搞咩嘢？ What are you doing?
冇，夜麻麻冇乜嘢做，出嚟行下 Nothing, just taking a stroll,
食口煙之嘛，係哇？ smoking a cigarette.
吓！你隻煙乜嘢牌子？好香喎 What brand? It smells good.
你都覺得哽咧！呢隻咪就係... You know your cigarettes. This is...
呢間真係黑店嚟㗎 Oh my godI This is a den of thieves.
- 拖你出去check下你幾號房 - 真係劏人㗎 - Let me bring you to the innkeeper. - Murderl
- 喂,喂,小二哥，真係可唔可以方便借個地方我哋休息一晚咁啊？ - 哎，冇呀！ - Wait! Do you have any vacancy? - We're all full.
- 咩話？ - 咩啊 - What did you say? - What do you want?
- 做乜咁惡？有禮貌啲吖嘛！ Don't yell, be polite.
小二哥，你睇出便天寒地凍 Please, sir, it's cold out.
- 真係做下好心施下地方我哋呀 - 嘿，去柴房啦！ - Any room will do. - Go to the firewood shed.
- 喂...喂... - 三分顏色上大紅，呢個世界講惡㗎嘛 - Sir! - Act tough and people will fear you.
- 行呀 - 係咪呢嗱？你一發惡我就驚了 - Go! - See? Now I fear you.
唔使打嘛，講得喇嘛 Talking tough is enough. No need for violence.
嘩，你睇呢個地方真寬敞又骨緻呀，就呢度啦，啊？ Wow, spacious and stylish. Let's call it a night.
我呢啊，就揚咗喇，要諗過第二個方法，啲迷藥搞掂未？ They recognised me. Time for Plan B. ls the chloroform ready?
搞掂， 不過係催情藥，已經放咗落佢哋兩個食物度喇 No, it's actually aphrodisiac. I've already put it in their food.
師叔，成個鎮都冇迷藥，得催情藥之嘛 It was the only drug left in town.
- 咁都要罰我哋除衫呀？ - 係呀 - Why should we be punished like this? - Yeah, why?
你哋辦事不當吖嘛，轉第二個款！ Because you can't do anything right. Change position!
加啲味，真係有啲怪噃，吔多嚿 Interesting flavour. Just one more bite.
- 發生咩嘢事？ - 邊個？ - What happened? - Who is it?
- 來者何人？ - 之唔係我囉 - Who's there? - It's me again.
乜兄台你啊 It's you again.
乜半夜從天而降呀？ Why do you drop in so late?
先頭醒番之後，我盤膝運功，突然之間身輕如燕 After I came to, I decided to meditate and I feIt my body float up.
- 行下行下就上咗你瓦頂喇，吓 - 嘩， 咩功咁犀利吖 - Suddenly I was on your roof. - What amazing kung fu.
咁啱又撞番你喎，所以特登嚟叫你屙夜尿嘅，自便自便... Well, since I'm here, just want to remind you to pee before bed.
我唔急...唔急...兄台... Thank you. Hey!
又係你夜麻麻出嚟扮尤物嚇人 You again! Don't she-devils like you ever sleep?
做乜無端端鬧我啫？ Why's he picking on me?
食完個晚飯咁興奮嘅？ That meal made me all hot and bothered.
啊！乜三更半夜都有人舂米嘅？ Who's dancing in the middle of the night?
咦！姑娘，你都聽到有人舂米呀？ Hello, miss, do you hear someone dancing too?
男人之家，戴住咁大個金戒指喺頭殼頂，賤格 Look at that ring on your head. A pervert for sure.
倀雞成咁，如果你係我真心人，我都唔知點死呀！妖！ What sass! I hope you're not my True Love.
- 我決定用三花聚頂？ - 你未練成㗎，師叔！ - I will use Three Flowers Kung Fu. - You have not mastered it yet.
師父話過，三花聚頂神功威力非同小可 Master said Three Flowers Kung Fu is very powerful.
如果用得唔好，好容易會走火入魔，自己產生幻覺㗎 You might lose control and hallucinate.
- 方圓五裏嘅嘢，都會時空轉移㗎！ - 時空轉移？ - Time and space could be reversed. - Reversed?
冇錯喇，時空轉移嘅意思即係乜嘢都會掉翻轉頭嘅 Yes! That means everything will become its opposite.
你想行前，就會退返後，你要上去，就會跌番落嚟 If you try to go forward, you'll go backward. If you try to go up, you'll fall down.
明唔明呀？ Understand?
雖然好危險，但係為咗師兄，我點都要搏一搏呀 I know it's risky but I'd do anything to avenge Chongyang.
- 全真三子，護法！ - 係！ - Quanzhen Clan, cover me! - Yes!
我越來越興奮𠻹 I can't stop myself, I must see him.
而家去見佢，唔知會唔會話我水性楊花呢？ But what if he thinks I'm too easy?
我係唔可以對唔住小師妹嘅 I must remain faithful to Suqiu.
但又唔可以唔見師姐咧唄 But I must see the princess.
因乜解舂米聲時細時大嘅？ What strange dance steps.
呢間客棧連尿缸都冇個嘅？ What kind of place is this? No chamber pot?
精化為氣，氣化為神 Essence blooms into energy. Energy blooms into spirit.
神化為虛 Spirit blooms into nothingness.
三花聚頂！ Three Flowers Bloom!
頂！... Bloom! Bloom! Bloom!
我頂你啊！再嚟過 Damn it! One more time.
忍唔住喇，就地啦 Can't hold it any more.
益樖樹 Time to water the plants.
沖涼唔閂 窗？ Bathing with window open?
三花聚頂！ Three Flowers Bloom!
- 三花... - 殺你 - Three Flowers... - I kill you.
- 聚頂！ - 殺唔到 - Bloom! - Can't kill you.
再殺你，又殺唔到 I kill you again, can't kill you.
又殺你，都殺唔到 Still can't kill you.
淫賊！ Pervert!
- 淫賊！唔好走呀！ - 唔好追住我！ - Pervert, don't go! - Don't chase me.
三公主，咁啱？有嘢同你講 Princess, what a coincidence. Can we talk?
咪走！ Don't go!
頂！ Bloom!
啊，三公主 Princess!
- 小師妹 - 我明明見到你同佢咁親熱㗎 - Suqiu! - I saw how hot you were for her.
- 你冷靜啲，你聽我講啦 - 我要同你分手 - Listen to me! - I'm dumping you.
出去瞓 I'm sleeping outside.
嘩，唔通俾我震傻咗？ What? They all went bonkers on me!
係時候追殺佢哋嘞 It's time for revenge.
點解好似醒目咗咁多嘅？ I feel so light on my feet.
所以希望得到你嘅許可 If you agree...
段郎，你嘅決定都係好啱嘅，開講都有話勉強冇幸福㗎嘛 Yes, you're right. I truly understand.
啊！難得公主你深明大義 I'm so glad to hear that.
哦！咁大樖樹仲唔遮嗮我？ Perfect! That tree is big enough to hide me.
哼！嘩！咁重手嘅？ This sure is heavy!
- 咁就希望妳早日覓得如意郎 - 好哇 - I hope you'll find your own True Love soon. - Thank you.
咦！個肥仔喺度傻下傻下做乜呀？ Don't look now, fatso is sneaking over.
- 萬事小心，隨機應變 - 我會 - Stay alert. - OK.
仲喊？ Stop crying!
你成日都咁樣蝦人哋 You're always giving me a hard time.
- 唔準喊呀！ - 我唔坐喇！ - Stop crying! - I'm leaving.
- 坐低！ - 殺呀！ - Sit down! - Die!
插死我喇！ I'm dying.
死未，你個賤人，死未？ Bitch, I'm gonna kill you.
幫拖，扁你... Don't you dare help her! Die! Die! Die!
- 死呀你 - 喂，兄台，你插緊自己嘅腳 - Die! - Hey, man! You're stabbing yourself.
關你乜事呀？咪走，賤人 None of your business. Bitch, don't try to run.
- 哎呀，死喇 - 插你，插... - I'm dying. - Die, bitch, die!
痛呀咧？知死咧 Hurts, huh? That'll teach you.
我周伯通卒之為師兄報咗仇喇 I, Zhou Botong, have avenged Wang Chongyang!
周伯通？你 Zhou Botong?
就是周伯通？ - You're Zhou Botong?
唉，咪跟住嚟，賤人！咪跟住我呀！ Don't follow me.
三公主 Princess!
段王爺，呢啲係我同他之間嘅事，你最好唔好理 Duan! This is between him and me. You'd better stay put.
咁又係嘅...咦！周伯通係同性戀者嚟喎，有危險 So they're... Wait, Zhou is homosexual. I need to tell her.
哎呀！莫非情海翻波，呢個段王爺佢辣手摧花？ Oh no, Duan is jealous. He's going to hurt the princess.
三公主！ Princess!
我擰死你這個賤人，賤人，我擰死你 I'll choke you, bitch!
你害死我師兄，畀返師兄我！ You killed Chongyang. Give me back my man.
周伯通？ Zhou Botong?
師兄，你返嚟就好喇，我好掛住你呀 Chongyang, I miss you so much.
師兄？ Chongyang?
佢神志不清，仲一片癡心 Poor guy, he must have lost his mind.
我就扮王仲陽嚟還佢心願啦 I'll play along and console him.
三公主，三公主呀 Princess!
- 我正揾緊你呀 - 兄台，咁夜食咗消夜未呀？ - Just the man I'm looking for. - Out for a midnight snack, sir?
你有冇見過三公主呀？ Did you see the princess?
你呢個卑鄙小人，仲提三公主？ How dare you mention her, jerk?
- 你鬧我？ - 我何止鬧你呀，我要殺你 - Are you yelling at me? - Yes, and now I'm gonna kill you!
好，你既然咁蠻不講理 Fine, you won't talk sense.
就等你試下段家嘅一陽指啦 Feel the pain of my Single Finger Attack.
我嘅彈指神通唔通會怕你咩？ Only if you feel my Wrist Attack.
- 乜你咁茅呀！彈手指公！ - 你夠彈我手指尾囉 - You jammed my thumb! - You hurt my pinky!
- 好，再嚟過 - 嚟咪嚟 - Bring it on! - Go to hell!
交響樂呀？ What? A symphony?
又失戀又失眠，癲咗，打交嘈生嗮，殺咗我啦 No love and no sleep. Kill me now.
喂，殺我呀！ Come on, kill me.
傷心的人嚟啦 Mr Broken-Hearted is here!
嘿，唔好打，殺咗我先，話你聽 Don't fight. Kill me first.
哎呀，乞兒哥，你唔好喺度阻頭阻勢啦 Beggar! Get away from me.
等我殺佢，佢撩我㗎 Let me kill him. He started it.
邊個撩邊個都好喇，你殺咗我先講 I don't care who started it. Kill me first.
你借歪少少，等我督爆佢喇 Go away! Let me kill him.
- 我點都唔殺你喇 - 係 - 你唔殺我吖嘛？你殺我呀 - I'm not going to kill you. - You won't? OK, you kill me.
- 你行開呀！ - 求下你殺一殺我得唔得，唔該你呀？ - Go away! - Please kill me. Please.
行開呀 Scram!
你唔侵我玩呀？係要玩 Ignore me? I'll show you.
係喇，打佢！喂，你到底打邊便㗎？ Get him. Which side are you on?
好囉噃，好行開囉噃 Enough! Go away!
我一個打兩個 I can take you both.
三個六？ Three 6s?
即係真心人？ My True Love?
唔好打，哎呀！ No!
喂，做乜打打下你又幫嗰邊㗎？ Why are you suddenly on his side?
你唔好打我嘅真心人喎 Don't hurt my True Love.
你兩個男人搞埋嗮啲咁嘅嘢 Two guys fooling around?
我洪七殺咗你咪失嗮身份？拜拜 I, Hong Qi, am not going to touch the likes of you. Bye.
喂，你摸夠未呀？ Hey, have you had enough?
真心人，你講啦，你只要講三句“我愛你” True Love, please say "I love you' ' three times.
我就...死都死得眼閉嘞，講愛我啦，吓？ Then I can die happy. Come on, say it.
好 OK!
乜你個人個樣咁斯文，要講爛口嘅啫，啊？ A fine-looking gentleman and yet such foul language.
- 嚟呀 - 吓，你個人真係監人賴厚嘅 - Come on, say it. - Quit it.
你再咁樣落去你唔好怪我對你唔客氣呀！ Stop trailing me or I'll get angry.
哎呀，真心人，你咪行咁快走 True Love, slow down.
我頭先俾乞兒公打到我上氣唔接下氣呀 I'm still catching my breath after that fight.
哎呀，你個人又係嘅，連爛口你都講得出嘞 點解你唔可以講三句你愛我啫！ Can't you replace your insults with "I love you"?
哈，你份人真係怪誕嘅，明明大家都係男人，我點愛你呀？ You're crazy! You're a man. How can I love you?
哎呀...真心人啊，唔緊要啦，你唔係當我係女人囉 Never mind, just think of me as a woman.
好喇，既然你唔like嘅 If you don't like that,
- 咁我當你女人，又點嗎？ - 荒謬 - you can be the woman. -You're crazy!
喂... 真心人呀... Hey, True Love!
我唔會俾你再離開我㗎喇 I won't let you leave me again.
嘩！突然之間覺得好凍呀 I'm cold.
嗱！呢件道袍係你親手做畀我㗎 You made this robe for me.
你仲記唔記得呀？ Do you still remember?
記得 Yes, I do.
其實，我哋咁耐，你到底有冇鐘意過我㗎？ Tell me, after all these years, do you love me?
有，我而家先知道你係我最愛嘅人 Yes, now I realise you're my only love.
哎，可惜，太遲喇，我而家係神仙 But it's too late now. I've left this mortal world.
來世我哋再做夫妻呀，啊？ We'll be a couple in our next life.
師兄！ Chongyang!
師兄，你唔好再揼低我，師兄 Chongyang, don't leave me.
你唔好走啦 Don't leave me.
哎呀，整汙糟嗮𠻹 Oops, I've got you dirty.
真心人，你做乜咁傷心呀？你唔好啦 True Love, why are you so sad? Don't cry!
都話明女人心海底針，難以捉摸㗎嘛 A woman's heart is mysterious like the ocean.
喂，你一表人材，佢唔要你係佢嘅損失啫噃 You're a real catch. It's her loss.
況且你有我呀，男人心就似嚿金啦 Besides, you have me. A man's heart is solid like gold.
你話就得㗎喇喎，你話你愛我啦，隨便噏就得㗎喇 Just say you love me. Just say it.
- 賤格 - 做乜話我賤格啫！ - Pervert. - Why'd you call me a pervert?
做乜係人都話我賤格個喎，我好賤格咩？ Why does everyone call me a pervert? Am I really a pervert?
哎呀，人嚟呀，周伯通自殺啦！ Help! Zhou Botong is committing suicide.
咪成日頭耷耷咁啦！ Come on, chin up.
你估我想嘅咩？個嘴好墮呀，個頭好重呀 How can I? My lips are sagging.
嗱嗱聲帶我睇大夫呀！ Please, get me a doctor.
咁早邊得嚟有大夫呀 No doctor's open at this hour.
- 去飲早茶先啦！ - 我幾時有話要食嘢啫！ - Let's have some breakfast first. - I'm not hungry.
嘿，你冇我有嘛，嚟呀 喂，飲茶使乜拖我手呀 - But I am. - Is it really necessary to hold my hand?
我要向天下男人報復 AII men deserve to die.
姑娘，搭唔搭枱呀？ Miss, do you mind sharing a table?
表妹？ Cousin?
- 表哥！ - 暈喇哇 - Cousinl - I feel dizzy.
唔通真係緣份？ This must be destiny.
睇佢樣，仲係對我余情未了，你就係我第一個受害者 He's still in love. You're my first victim.
呢個就係我第二個目標 He's next.
哼！你做咩望著我呀？ Why are you staring at me?
我冇望你呀，表妹 I'm not, Cousin.
表妹？你唔好喺度認親認戚啦！ Cousin? Don't talk nonsense.
人哋貌似天仙，點會係你表妹啫？ This angel can't possibly be your cousin.
姑娘，嘿？ Right, miss?
你咁樣衰，我殺咗你先 Clown face, I'll kill you first.
都唔過電嘅，嘥嗮我啲迷人眼神 How can she resist my adoring gaze?
- 夥記 - 欸，客倌，要啲咩呢？ - Waiter. - May I take your order, please?
- 整籠臘腸卷吔下 - 你咪吃吔緊囉，你吔得嗮㗎喇 - Two sausages please. - The two you're eating aren't enough?
- 吔唔嗮唔可以打包呀？ - 哦，好囉... - Can't I take it to go? - Sure.
點解咁啱你都飲茶嘅？ By the way, Cousin, what are you doing here?
件事情就係咁樣 That's how it happened.
吓？呢個世間居然有咁薄幸嘅師兄？ Yaoshi is so heartless.
咁我一定要幫你教訓下佢 Do you want me to teach him a lesson?
咁又何苦呢？ It's no use.
佢武功咁高，你又唔夠佢打嘅？ You can't beat a kung fu master like him.
我唔夠佢打？唔係啩？ I can't beat him? I doubt that.
你仲唔中計？ I've got you in my trap now.
國師？...啊，你個賤人死咗去邊呀？ Sorceress? Sorceress? Where did you go?
大東客棧 GRAND EAST lNN
啊，硬係成間棧好似冇嗮人 Why is there nobody in this inn?
- 啊，黃兄 - 你又想點呀？ - Wait! - What do you want?
你咁得閑，點解你唔講你愛我呢？啊？ You're not busy. Why not say you love me?
- 既然呢排人多，不如... - 你好煩呀 - I know a quiet place... - Stop bothering me.
愛我，喂，你愛我呀 Wait, love me, say you love me.
唔怪得段郎要同我解除婚約嘞 No wonder Duan wants to break off our engagement.
原來羅漢托世係假嘅，佢有特殊癖好先係真嘅 All this nirvana crap is a lie. He's just gay.
- 客倌，有咩幫到你㗎？ - 歌妓 - Sir! May I help you? - Got any singing girls?
歌伎？咁夜邊度揾歌伎呀？ Singers? At this hour?
你去唔去呀？ Are you going to look or not?
啊？你隻手指有事呀？ What's wrong with your hand?
哎呀！我去揾歌妓呀 OK, I'll find you a singer.
既然大家都心有所屬，仲邊人理我呢個落難人呀？ They're too busy with romance to care about me.
好，我就自己上丹霞山揾《九陰真經》啦 I'll go alone to get the Book of Yin.
究竟啲歌伎去咗邊度呀？ Where are my singers?
嚟喇！ Coming!
哎呀哥仔啊靚呀 靚得妙 A man so handsome, a hunk so hot
哥仔靚囉 引動我思潮 Think of someone else? I think not!
我含情帶笑 我眼角做介紹 A smile and wink in the eye
還望哥你把我來瞧 Oh, cutie ask me come nigh
哥仔靚呀 靚得妙 A man so handsome, a hunk so hot
潘安見了要讓你幾分 風雅別饒 Adonis will have to give up top spot
通通世界咁靚嘅男兒 I've searched the world north to south pole
確係少 Who's handsomer? Not a soul!
我為你病染單思 愛戀險送命一條 From sickness to the grave
思君心更焦 三魂都被你勾了囉 My soul is yours to save
你唱共彈琴彈琴我吹蕭 You take the lyre, I, the lute
今生永久兩家快樂逍遙 Happiness will bear everlasting fruit
真係其樂不少 Such joy has never been heard
恩義恩義情同鴛鳥 Except in the song of lovebirds
只要多歡笑，我哋跳舞就仲妙 Dance all night, our feet take wing
又去睇下京戲哦 To the opera, watch the fat lady sing
真夠妙夠嬌俏，情詞彈來開心，妾嬌郎更嬌 Such a perfect couple shall never be rent
天下有情人求祈心照 囉 Such a love must be heaven sent
喂！乜咁就玩完喇？喂！ That's it?
師叔啊，嚟咗咁耐，唸到邊個著對靴冇啊？ You still haven't found the owner of this boot?
師叔啊，睇嚟呢隻靴唔係個女魔頭著嘅喎 It's too big for that woman.
正傻雞嚟㗎，我夠知道囉，使乜你講呀 Idiot, I know that. You don't have to tell me.
一定係靴咁大隻腳嘅人係兇手 The killer fits this boot.
係你呀 It's you.
三公主，你唔好再離開我喇！ Don't leave me, Princess.
你應承我呀？ Promise me that?
吓？唔通佢真係飲懵咗？ He must be drunk.
- 你講啦！ - 好，等我以退為進至得 - Promise me! - Time to play hard to get.
唔睬你 No, I'm not listening.
三公主，你真係靚嘅啫 Princess, you look beautiful.
吓？係唔係嘅啫？ Really?
美嬋娟，千載難見 Such beauty, rare in a blue moon
蘭麝香氣使我極暈眩 A scent of perfume makes me swoon
你實在誇我真不淺 Your praise exaggerates
霧裏之花，何值你相見 This plain flower's just second-rate
好姐姐，渴望與你相見 Oh girl, your beauty's magnetic
你絕代姿色艷羨似仙 A vision truly angelic
係唔係嘅啫？ Oh really?
萬般優美盡入眼簾 Yes, absolutely photogenic
係唔係嘅啫？ Oh really?
我三世有幸能遇儂面 This love foretold
癡心早與你相牽 Has made my heart bold
咁兩相牽，今晚舞翩翩 Cheek to cheek, we will greet
舞翩翩，我倆手拖手 Cheek to cheek, our hands will meet
愛比金堅，共處相思店 Dancing in our bridal suite
哎呀唷……共處這酒店 In our honeymoon suite
啊？美人啊，今晚你嘅發型又真係幾別致噃 Oh, beautiful, your hair is gorgeous.
人哋為咗今晚見你，特登去村口揾陳師父燙嘅嘛 I did it for you. I had the stylist perm it special.
係？咁呀真係確實燙得幾特別呀 Such a unique perm.
咁又唔關燙嘅事嘅，係關於洗頭梘事吖嘛 Well, it's because the shampoo was good.
係咩牌子呀？ What brand?
唔話你知 I'm not telling.
有情天，心互獻，情話此際傾訴盡綿綿 My heart's a well of things to tell
夢幻般似的初戀 This love, my very first
我弱脆芳心，難受你欺騙 Be mean and my heart will burst
好姐姐，你莫說我欺騙 Girl, you need not take fright
與你日夜相依浪漫似仙 Ours is heavenly love, day and night
係唔係嘅啫？ Oh really?
盡傾心意夜夜癡纏 Sweet nothings till morning light
- 係唔係嘅啫？ - 一切早註定，祈望如願 - Oh really? - This love was a wish, was fate
今生今世倆相戀 This life, this love we'll consummate
咁倆相戀啦 Love, I can't wait
- 兩相戀 - 愛比金堅，與你分不開 - Yes, love, I can't wait - Let's love and never separate
永久心相應 Love until we reach Heaven's gate
做對相思燕，好姐姐 (好哥哥) My sweet, like a pair of turtledoves
做對相思... We're in...
我睇你hold得幾耐 Let's see how long you can hold on.
燕 ..love
- 嗱！《雙飛燕》就唱完喇 - 係吖 - That's the end of our song. - Yes.
咁你而家同我講三聲你我愛呀！ Can you say "I love you" three times?
係，我仲估咩事𠻹，咁咪易嘞，我愛你...我愛你... That's easy. Listen, I love you, I love you...
喂，兩句至噃，仲爭句呀！ That's only two times! One more to go.
都OK喎，可以作神仙喇 Great, it still works.
我快升仙喇，飛呀飛呀飛... I'm ascending to heaven. Fly away!
哎呀，安安樂樂囉，可以作神仙喇呢次 What peace! I'm an immortal now.
啲唔妥喎 Something's wrong.
哎呀，該煨喇，呢次剩番個頭啊，黃兄，你真係講漏咗一句呀 Oh no, my head is still here! You forgot the last "I love you' '.
啊，奇喇 Weird.
做乜三公主啲態度突然間會對我咁冷淡嘅呢？ Why is she so cold to me all of a sudden?
啊！我明喇 I see.
梗係佢怪我剛才講漏咗一句“我愛你”喇 She's mad because I didn't say the last "l love you".
係呀...咁你就講下嗰句啦 Yes, please say it.
黃兄，你真係爭一句未講呀 You missed the last one.
黃兄，你唔好走呀 Don't run!
啊，啊，三... Prin...
一定幻覺嚟㗎，冇理由段郎剩番個頭𠺝 I must be dreaming. Floating heads don't exist.
小心啦 Look out.
嘩，咁大個暗器？ Wow! A secret weapon.
等你見識一下全真教嘅旋風七十二腿 Try my Hurricane Kick.
師叔，我哋嚟幫你 Master Zhou, here we are.
恃人多呀！倒掛金勾！ I'm not afraid of any of you. See my bicycle kick.
插水式 Headbutt.
直搗黃龍 Right jab!
後排扣殺 Back row spike.
開波 Kick off!
全真掌門在此，休得無禮 Don't mess with the best goalkeeper of the Quanzhen Clan.
哈...一比零 One to zero!
師弟... Yaoshi!
三公主，你俾我講埋最後呢一句啦！ Princess, please let me finish.
- 你想講咩呀？ - 等埋我至講呀！ - What do you want to say? - Wait for me.
無論你嬲我又好，唔睬我都好 No matter how you feel for me,
總之我一句 all I want to say is...
三公主，我愛你！ Princess! I love you!
好呀！ Oh yeah!
啊，我終於成仙喇 l made it!
快啲啦，師兄佢哋上咗丹霞山喇，天就黑㗎喇 Hurry! We need to catch up with the princess and Huang Yaoshi.
你嗰樹係咪塞咗呀？ Is your thing blocked? There's nothing coming out.
唔好嘈呀，我諗緊嘢 I'm thinking!
喂，我問你喇，我表妹呢輪對我好好 Let me ask you. Cousin has been nice to me lately.
你估佢係唔係中意咗我呢？ Do you think she likes me?
真係想我講？ Do you really want to know?
問得你梗係想你講啦 I'm asking, aren't I?
- 你咁乞兒，佢點會中意你啫！ - 死呀...你死呀... - How could she like a retard like you? - Go to hell!
係你要我講嘅，講真話都唔啱囉喎 Hey, you told me to tell the truth, didn't you?
快啲，教條橋畀我追表妹呀 Show me how I can win her heart.
得未啫？ Are you done?
殉情自殺？ A love suicide?
好浪漫㗎 That's very romantic.
好，我哋一齊呀 Good. Let's do it together.
一齊？關我乜嘢事呀？唔得 Together? This is none of my business. No thanks.
你唔得我點得呀 l can't do it without you.
咁耐㗎？ Are you finished?
- 仲有冇好啲㗎？ - 咁咪簡單喇 - Any other suggestions? - That's easy.
你掹佢埋山邊，強姦佢，我幫你撳住佢對手 Take her to the bushes and rape her. I can pin her hands for you.
- 淫獸！咁嘅說話都講得出嘅？ - 咁好喇 - Bastard! I can't believe you said that. - OK.
嗱！想得到女仔歡心，最緊要靠眼神 To win a girl's heart, eye contact is very important.
學嘢嘞 Look at me.
我眼神勁唔勁呀？ Am I sexy?
唔係幾勁啫，幾好笑呀 No! You're funny!
好笑？冇理由𠺝，你睇真啲 No way! Take a closer look!
我勁唔勁呀？ Can you feel it?
唉，費事教你 You're hopeless.
- 好喇，我唔笑喇 - 係吖嗎？ - OK, I won't laugh. - Don't laugh!
- 嚟呀 - 勁唔勁呀我？ - One more time. - Can you feel it?
- 好勁吖，你口氣 - 你個乞兒仔咁乞兒嘅？ - Yes, I can smell it too. - Damn you.
我萬水千山陪你嚟呢度，你嫌我口臭？ I try to help and you say I have bad breath.
同女仔講嘢最緊要哄埋啲站 Lean close when you talk to a girl.
站完左邊，站右邊 First this way, then that way.
站完右邊再站番左邊 This way, that way. This way, that way.
- 站完左邊又站番右邊，再唔係就... - 點呀？ - This way, that way, then... - Then what?
- 就嘴佢 - 你嘴咁肥唔好錫我！ - Then kiss her. - Stay away, sausage lips.
- 你係唔係歐陽峰呀？ - 叫你好似 - Are you Ouyang Feng? - She is asking you.
- 你問我係唔係歐陽峰呀？ - 我問你後便 嗰個 - Are you talking to me? - I'm asking the guy behind you.
- 叫你歐陽峰 - 嗱！仲有啲精彩啲招式嘅 - She's talking to... - Let me show you some other tricks.
望咩吖？行呀！行呀！呢招最實際喇 Go on, that's the best way.
- 你兩個做乜嘢啫？ - 哎呀！好暈呀！ - What the heck are you two doing? - I feel dizzy.
- 佢... - 佢咩吖？ - He... - What?
佢有嘢同你講喎 He has something to tell you.
有咩就講啦！ Say it.
我只能以一句 Just one line from my heart
包含了真誠意 In this poet's poem
用心去吟的詩 Just listen from your heart
求求你 This beggar begs
請姑娘你聽埋佢 Girl, please hear my words
聽埋我呢一句 Please hear this songster's song
還望你會... You won't turn away
唔嫌棄 This hoper hopes
查實我這一句這一句這一句這一句字兒係 There is just one poem, just one line, but how many words?
只得三個 字其實只得 Three. How many words?
三個 one， two， three Three - one, two, three
我愛你，I love you，love you... I love you, love you, love you
love you...我愛你...你... l love you, I love you, I love you you you
齊齊嚟齊齊嚟齊齊嗌一聲 Sing, sing, altogether
齊齊嗌一聲還望你 Laugh, laugh, altogether
齊齊嚟齊齊嚟嗌一聲 Say, say altogether
同你 噢，嗌一聲， Say it with you
就讓就要我對你對你對你歡樂嗌聲 歡樂嗌幾聲！ Joyfully I say it to you, to you, to you, Say it to who? Say it to you
love you...我愛你...你... I love you, love you, love you
love you...我愛你...你... I love you, love you you you
我係... I really, really, really
最愛你 Love you
我愛你 I love you
應承你 I love you too.
九陰白骨洞 WHITE BONE CAVE
三公主，聽我講啦，我唔係佢嚟嘅 Listen, Princess, I'm not him.
點解啲人成日嚟嘅？當我呢度遊樂場呀？ Visitors again? What is this? A playground?
黃藥師佢實在太可憐啦 Poor Huang Yaoshi.
枉佢癡心一片，暗戀三公主 He longs for the princess.
三公主又實在脆弱啲嘅 Poor princess.
俾段王爺個死人頭嚇一嚇 The damn head of Duan gave her a shock.
搞到神智不清 She's gone mad.
如果唔係父王嘅大仇未報 After I avenge my father,
我預得你即刻娶我過門𠻹呀，段郎 we'll marry right away, Duan.
唉！你點解要強顏歡笑呢？ Why do you pretend you're happy?
你又何必明知故問呢？ Why do you ask when you know the answer?
唔好喊，唔好喊呀！唔好喊，嚟，試下隻靴？ Don't cry! Don't be sad! Try on this boot.
試完之後包你心情靚返呀 That'll make you happy.
唔使試喇，呢隻靴我著嚟一定佮佮冚嘅？ Not necessary! I'm sure it's a perfect fit.
我老實話畀你聽，你師兄係我殺嘅，嚟啦 I confess. I killed Wang Chongyang. Kill me!
哦，黃兄，你真係善解人意呀，嚟呀，俾我啄嘢呀！ Thank you for understanding. Let me give you a stab.
- 以後都唔會有痛苦呀 - 好吖！ - I promise you won't feel any pain. - OK!
- 唔好殺我嘅段郎 - 殺呀！ - No, don't kill my darling Duan. - Die!
行開呀你，殺我 Go away, kill me!
- 三公主！ - 父王！ - Princess! - Father!
父王？唔通皇上嚟咗咩？ Father? His Majesty is here?
係咁嘅，三公主佢因為受驚過度，神志失常 The princess was shocked into delirium. Don't overexcite her.
- 你唔好刺激佢，佢話咩就咩喇，吓？ - 段郎，仲唔參見父王？ - Just do whatever she says. - Darling, come meet my father.
啊，嚟嚟嚟，參見皇上呀 Hurry, come meet His Majesty!
- 係...參見皇上 - 有禮，有禮 - Your Majesty! - Thank you. Thank you.
- 隨口得㗎喇，唔好客氣 - 師兄 - At ease, don't stand on ceremony. - Yaoshi!
啱唔啱呀？咁啱喇，快啲嚟參見皇上呀 What a coincidence. Come meet His Majesty.
師兄叫我哋參見皇上喎 Yaoshi says to meet His Majesty.
- 我點解要聽佢講呀 - 跪啦 - Why do I have to listen to him? - Kneel down.
皇上萬福 Long live the Emperor.
原來三公主係呢樹 So the princess is here too.
天助我也 Heaven is on my side.
呢鑊我仲唔撈粗嘢 This time I've hit the jackpot.
眾卿家，起立 罷啦 Thank you. Thank you.
哎呀，好囉...我卒之為師兄報咗仇喇，嘿... Yeah, I finally avenged Wang Chongyang.
你份人都算卑鄙噃，拜拜下喺後便偷襲？ You jerk. You stab me in the back?
師兄 Yaoshi!
- 你點呀？ - 睇怕都冇咩事嘅 - Are you OK? - I guess so.
我都知你中意佢㗎喇 I can tell you like him.
表哥，你要控制一下自己呀 Cousin! Control yourself!
你...對住咁多人喝我，好，控制自己 Don't yell at me in public! Fine, I'll control myself.
降龍十八掌！ Eighteen Dragon Palms!
嘩！黐線仲黐過我？ Wow, this guy is crazier than me.
師妹，呢個梗係你嘅心上人嚟呀 Suqiu, he is your lover, isn't he?
等我幫下你嘞 Let me help you.
呢位兄台 Sir.
你無謂咁勞氣呀，其實我師妹佢好中意你㗎 Don't get mad. Suqiu likes you a lot.
你知咩呀你？ How do you know?
佢啱講我知咋 She just told me.
你同我佢講嘢嚟？你死你 You talked to her? I'll kill you.
- 你打我？彈指神通！ - 降龍十八掌！ - Wanna fight? Wrist Attack! - Eighteen Dragon Palms!
- 虎鶴雙形！ - 大聖劈掛！ - Tiger and Crane Stance! - Monkey Fists!
- 仙人指路！ - 神仙摘茄！ - Immortal Points the Way! - Stealing the Family Jewels!
堂堂一個丐幫幫主 You call yourself the dignified leader of the Beggar Clan.
竟然用咗神仙摘茄呢啲咁嘅嗱喳招，吓？ And you stoop to tricks like Stealing the Family Jewels?
咩呀？咩呀？你好我好多呀？ You're no better.
你唔係𦧲口水？𦧲到我成身濕嗮 You spat on me!
師兄...表哥 Yaoshi...Cousin...
師兄 Yaoshi.
你冇事吖嘛？ Are you OK?
你冇嘢吖嘛，段郎？ Are you all right, darling Duan?
點解呢隻靴咁似我以前嗰隻 嘅呢？ That's strange. Looks just like my boot.
係？真係？ Really?
睇佢個樣驚過我哋喎 He looks more scared than we are.
- 我哋不如嚇瓜佢喇 - 好... - Let's scare him to death. - Why not?
快啲講，你走嚟九陰白骨洞搞乜鬼嘢？ What are you doing in White Bone Cave?
嘩！雕都識講嘢？ A talking eagle?
我唔係雕，我係隻鷯哥嚟 I'm not an eagle. I'm a sparrow.
不過生得大隻多少少，你係乜嘢人嚟呀？ Just a bit taller than most. Who are you, human?
- 人？我唔係人嚟㗎 - 吓？你唔係人？ - I'm not a human! - You're not?
你有冇見過人有咁大隻耳？咁大個嘴呀？ Have you ever seen a man with such big ears? And big mouth?
咁你係乜嘢呀？ So what are you?
我係一隻鴨 I'm a duck!
鴨？ A duck?
嘩！果然係隻鴨嚟噃 He really is a duck.
係呀，不過我生得有啲似人啫 Yeah, I just look a little bit like a human.
係呢，鴨仔呀鴨仔，你點會走咗嚟丹霞山呢？ So, Duckie, what are you doing on Mt. Danxia?
嗰啲人囉，逼我上嚟幫佢哋攞《九陰真經》呀 Those humans forced me to look for the Book of Yin.
哈...咁你又唔使驚，我包佢哋揾唔到 Don't worry. They'll never find it.
我哋已經收埋喺後山度 We hid it in the back of the mountain.
咁都冇咁驚 What a relief.
啊！唔啱我畀條聲東擊西嘅計仔你哋 I know a way to divert their attention
- 去趕走佢哋囉，好嗎？ - 咁點呀？ - and get rid of them. - How?
我真係揾到你辛苦 嘅啫 I've been looking everywhere for you.
我都揾得你辛苦 嘅咧 I've been looking everywhere for you too.
- 殺呀！你咪走呀 - 救命啊 - Die! - Help!
- 你咪走呀 - 唔好追我呀 - Freeze! - Please don't come near me.
- 唔好殺我父王呀 - 你咪走 - Don't kill my father! - Freeze!
- 哼！仲唔捉到你 - 啊！怪獸... - I got you! - Monsters!
《九陰真經》！唔好俾佢走呀！ It's the Book of Yin. Don't let them get away.
唔好追我呀！ Go! Don't!
咪走呀！ Get him!
喂...唔好殺我父王呀！ Don't kill my father!
段郎，你喺邊呀？ Darling Duan! Where are you?
怪鴨啊！ A duck monster!
今次你仲走得出我手指罅？ You can't run away this time!
我攞埋九個鼎，就天下無敵喇 Once I collect all nine pots, I'll be invincible.
喺邊呢？ Where did they go?
個兇手真係歐陽峰？ So you mean the murderer is Ouyang Feng?
- 你唔好點我喎 - 信我 罷啦 - You're not lying? - Trust me!
我揾到嗰三隻嘢啦！復國有望啦！ I found the three monsters. Your kingdom is saved.
三公主呢？ Where's the princess?
唔怕，等我用水晶球睇下 罷啦 Don't worry. Let me use my crystal ball.
嘩！咁大舊你收埋後便？ How'd that big thing fit in your pocket?
原來係歐陽峰捉咗佢去，弊！佢仲帶埋啲鼎走 𠻹噃 Ouyang Feng kidnapped her. Oh no, he got all the pots too.
- 喂！點我睇唔到嘅？ - 梗係啦，你冇法術，我有 吖嘛 - How come I can't see anything? - Because I have magic and you don't.
- 法術？ - 要追到佢，就一定要靠我呢張飛氈 - Magic? - We'll need my Flying Carpet to catch up.
佢日行千裏 It travels a thousand miles a day.
- 我哋一定要喺歐陽峰練成《九陰真經》之前，救到公主 - 冇可能冇可能嘅 - We must save the princess before Ouyang Feng masters the Book of Yin. - No way...No Way...
- 咁快啲去啦 - 我陪你去 -我又去 - Let's go! - Me too!
娘娘，點解國舅爺返嚟成個月都唔見佢呀？ Your Highness, Mr Ouyang hasn't come to court since his return two weeks ago.
他正喺度研究緊天下第一武功《九陰真經》 He's studying the Book of Yin, the best kung fu in the world.
喺呢一段時間裏便，邊個都不可以騷擾峰哥 Not a soul is to disturb him.
他一定要喺國師班人趕到之前 He must finish his training
練成《九陰真經》 before the sorceress and everyone returns.
要練成《九陰真經》嘅至高境界，一定要將呢九個鼎打爆 To master the Book of Yin, I must break all nine pots in one strike.
以我歐陽峰嘅機靈才智，沒理由唔成功嘅 With my superb intelligence, I can't possibly fail.
娘娘啊，聽講國師喺中原揾咗好多高手喎 I heard the sorceress has allied with many kung fu masters.
哼！佢哋點夠峰哥打？ They are no match for Feng.
啟奏娘娘 Your Highness,
波斯使者求見 the Persian ambassador is here to see you.
波斯？ Persian?
哈...國師係嘛，蠢材，咁都俾佢呃到 It must be the sorceress. Morons, get lost.
奴才該死 I am terribly sorry.
哼！一講曹操，曹操就到 Speak of the devil.
波斯使者進見 The Persian ambassador is here!
點呀？國師，別來無恙吖嘛？ Hello, Sorceress. How are you?
恭喜... Congratulations!
做乜扮成個波斯使者咁呀？ Sorceress, why do you dress like a Persian?
我本來就係波斯人嚟嘅，但係一直以來唔信你個奸妃 I am Persian. I never should have trusted you.
今次嚟，我一定救番三公主走 㗎喇 I'm here to save the princess.
你當呢度無掩雞籠呀？ Where do you think you are?
話嚟就嚟，話走就走？ You can't come and go as you please.
我偷咗你嘅鼓嘞 I stole your drum.
係宮娥話畀我聽，你肚裏便條蜈蚣係歐陽峰整畀你嘆嘅 This controls the centipede Ouyang Feng fed you.
啊！哎喲！好痛呀！哈... Oh the pain.
你勢估唔到佢嗰條蜈蚣已經畀我七粒強力消化餅融咗喇 Too bad I killed that centipede with seven extra-strength antacid tablets.
- 嘿，都話你嘅法術冇用㗎喇 - 你辱緊我啲法術 - So much for your magic. - Shut up about my magic.
看鼓！ Eat drum.
捉住佢！ Get them.
彈指神通！ Wrist Attack!
詠春神拳！ Wing Chun Punch!
- 嗨！...望嗰便！ - 死呀！ - Look over there! - Go to hell.
滿分 Ten points.
玉女劍法！ Virgin Sword Style!
打狗棍法！ Beat the Dog!
而家兵臨城下，生死在於一線 It is now the critical moment.
今有歐陽峰，不成功，一定瀨嘢 I, Ouyang Feng, will succeed...or be doomed.
啊！好驚呀，好多人呀，唔見鴨仔嘅？ So scary, so many people. Where's Duckie?
捉佢埋一邊，問佢有冇見過鴨仔 Ask him where Duckie is.
師妹，我嚟幫你 Suqiu, let me help you.
師兄啊，我哋用套眉來眼去劍法囉 Yaoshi, let's try Flirting Eyes Sword Style.
- 好吖 - 喂，做乜咁伊吟吖？ - Good idea. - Hey, what are you two doing?
行開行開！死呀！... Get out of my way! Go to hell!
彈指神通！ Wrist Attack!
死呀... Die! Die! Die!
大成若缺，其用不弊！ True perfection seems imperfect yet is truly perfect.
大盈若沖，其用無窮！ True abundance seems empty yet is truly limitless.
五指發劍，無堅不破 The force of five fingers can break the unbreakable.
取敵首顱，如穿腐土 Enemy's skulls shatter like crumbling clay.
鴨仔喺邊？你唔知呀？我問過第個 Where's Duckie? Dunno? I'll ask someone else.
- 你好嘢 - 你夠好嘢啦 - Good kung fu! - Great kung fu!
好你個頭，咁淫濕嘅掌你都打得出嚟嘅 Kung fu my butt! That's flirting, not fighting.
係都同我打吖嘛？ I'm your partner, not him.
- 殺嗮 - 彈死你喇 - All dead! - Take this.
咁快死嗮？嘿，仲一件 They died quick. Wait, one more!
隊多嘢，隊多嘢 Die!
你唔使皺嗮眉頭喎，我知道三公主喺邊度，我同你揾佢 罷啦 Don't worry. I'll find the princess for you.
嘩！打死咁多人，1，2，3，4，5，6，7 So many people dead. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
我揾到三公主嘞 I found the princess.
三公主就係呢度 Here she is!
呢啲係皇后嘅掩眼法，等我用法術變番佢出嚟 罷啦！ It's the queen's trick. Let me bring her back with my magic.
弊，仲喺度不省人事𠻹 She's poisoned.
- 國師，你仲有冇咩好計謀呀？ - 哎呀！你咁樣讚我諗唔到橋嘅！ - Sorceress, any more brilliant ideas? - I can't think when you flatter me.
唔知咁點樣先可以救返醒三公主呢？ How can we save her?
- 啊！皇后落毒，自然就有解藥喇，你問佢攞解藥咪得囉？ - 係噃，點解我諗唔到呢？ - The queen must have the antidote. - Why didn't I think of that?
命硬唔死得，峰哥！ I'm not gonna die so easily. Feng!
我成功喇！ Success!
順我者昌，逆我者亡！ Submit and live, or fight and die.
大王大王萬歲！ Long live the king!
峰哥 Feng!
峰哥，你真係好有型呀 You're so cool.
快啲畀啲解藥我救三公主，如果唔係呀，連你契家婆我都殺埋呀 Hand over the antidote or I'll kill your lover.
殺啦！殺咗佢啦！ Go ahead! Kill her.
橫掂我諗住同三公主成親㗎喇 I'm marrying the princess anyway.
你殺咗佢，我轉頭先攞解藥 Kill her. I'll get the antidote later.
唔係吖嘛？你... I can't believe it! You...
我都知你反骨㗎喇 I knew you couldn't be trusted.
好在我早有準備，你咪即管娶佢啦 Fine. You want to marry the princess?
佢已食咗我潮州毒蘋果 I fed her a poison apple.
瞓到成隻死豬咁喇，你中意咪娶囉 She's sleeping like a pig now. Marry her if you like.
啊！你個賤人，唔好逼我出手呀！精精啲快啲攞解藥嚟 Don't make me kill you. Give me the antidote.
解藥？潮州毒蘋果係冇解藥嘅 Sorry, there is no antidote.
啊？去死呀！ Go to hell!
佢就係殺死你師兄個歐陽峰 嚟喇 He's the one who killed Wang Chongyang.
- 我要同師兄報仇 - 領教我九陰神功第一重呀 - I will avenge Wang Chongyang! - Yin Kung Fu, first attack.
唔係啩？ This can't be!
你嚟得啱喇，想打你好耐 Perfect timing. I've waited for this moment for a long time.
冇咁犀利呀哇！戰龍在野！ You aren't that great. Dragon in the Field!
超級蛤蟆神功 Super Toad-style Kung Fu!
一踢，兩踢，三踢，四踢 One hit, two hits, three hits, four hits.
髀吖嗱，死 Die!
- 飛龍在天！ - 又想飛？吸住！ - Dragon in the Sky! - Gotcha!
- 嘿，你點嗎？ - 喂...你頂得住冇呀？ - Are you OK? - Are you OK?
等我來，金裝彈指神通！ Machine Gun Wrist Attack!
轉到你頭暈 Spin!
中！ Bingo!
- 師兄，你點呀？ - 你點呀？ - Yaoshi, are you OK? - Are you OK?
不如集合我哋五個人嘅力量同佢打過咧 We need to combine forces.
詠春小念拳 Wing Chun Punch.
- 加三花聚頂神功 - 加降龍十八掌 - Plus Three Flowers Bloom. - Plus Eighteen Dragon Palms.
加幹柴烈火掌 Plus Hot Palms.
加彈指神通 Plus Wrist Attack.
買棺材唔指訂， 九陰神功第二重 Yin Kung Fu, second attack.
蜻蜓點水！ Dragonfly on the Water!
淩空點穴！ Stun Attack!
同我歐陽峰鬥？ You dare fight me?
你哋今次神仙都難救呀 Only Heaven can save you now!
咪住喳 Hold it.
真係神仙？ An angel?
- 濟公？ - 唔係呀，係段王爺呀 - It's Jigong the Monk. - No, it's Duan!
笠個利市封就話係濟公？你究竟係何方妖道？ Who do you think you are, dressed in red? Santa Claus? Name yourself, evil spirit!
你邊位呀？我未見過你出場噃 Who are you? I don't remember you.
你咁樣出口傷人，乜嘢妖道啫？ How can you say such mean things? Evil spirit?
你見過咁堂皇嘅利市封咩？ What evil spirit has such a stylish robe?
都話明畀你聽係神仙嘛，真係 I'm an immortal, stupid.
啊，黃兄啊，我之所以搞到今日咁富貴呢，都全憑你一句說話 Huang Yaoshi, thanks to you, I am what I am today.
我話佐返嚟帶挈你嘅，家下你有乜要求 I owe you one. Tell me how I can help.
你即管同我講，我即刻幫你搞掂佢 I'll make your wish come true.
佢殺死咗三公主，你幫我將佢碎屍萬段 He killed the princess. Chop him into pieces.
乜揾啲咁嘅嘢搞呀？ Hm, I don't know.
我下凡嘅第一單嘢你就叫我殺人？ I just descended from heaven. I shouldn't kill people.
- 喂，我係神仙喎，我唔係職業殺手呀 - 神仙都死呀今日！ - I'm an immortal, not a murderer. - Die! Angel!
我叫你唔好插嘴囉 大慈大悲掌 Can't you see we're talking? Mercy Palms.
哎呀！對唔住...呢位兄台，我一時出手太仲 Sorry! Sorry! I don't know my own strength.
- 你冇乜嘢事吖嘛？ - 神仙摘茄 - Are you OK? - Steal the Family Jewels!
你揾咩呀？神仙摘葡萄 What are you looking for? Steal the Family Knockers!
啊嗱.... Stop! They'll fall off!
唉，都話畀你聽係神仙喇，傻仔 Didn't I say I'm an immortal? If I had jewels,
- 邊有茄嘅呢？有咪生好多神仙仔？ - 妖言惑眾 - there'd be lots of little immortals in Heaven. - Shut up.
飛... Fly!
喂，唔好打喇，打爛嗮人哋嘅嘢呀 Stop it, you're breaking everything.
- 插你 - 嘩！唔記得個死仔係奸嘅？ Take this. Almost forgot you're the bad guy.
- 陰你唔到？ - 反陰你？ - Sneak attack. - Counter-sneak attack.
- 哦，原來你喺呢度 - 隱身術，hide！ - So there you are! - Invisibility!
哦，玩hide吖嘛？我又hide！ Good one! I know that too.
喂，我喺呢度呀！ Here I am.
毒蛇鑽 Cobra Fangs.
插眼，插眼，我插死你 I'll poke your eyes out!
同我鬥？ Thought you could beat me?
喂！喺下便呀 I'm down here.
九陰神功第三重 Yin Kung Fu, third attack.
哦，你死喇，你玩到打死人 Oh no, you're in trouble now! You killed a man!
你死後實落地獄㗎 You'll go to hell when you die.
仲咁多嘢講？嗨！ Shut up.
哦，又死三件，喂，都話咗唔好殺人囉 Three more dead? We had a deal!
死又點呀？九陰神功嘅死無葬身... So what? Yin Kung Fu, Apocalypse style.
普渡眾生 Save the World.
哎呀！一時錯手𠻹！黃兄啊 Oh no, I killed some people! Now what?
段兄，你殺嗰啲全部都係壞人 Duan, they're all bad guys.
玉皇大帝係唔會怪你嘅 The Jade Emperor will forgive you.
你殺啦！ Kill him!
殺佢啦！ - Kill him!
神仙都殺人？呢勻你唔落地獄我奇呀 So immortals kill too? It's your turn to go to hell.
啊！你個全家富貴呀！ You jerk!
係你逼我㗎咋，我一於同你開年 You made me do it. Let me teach you a lesson!
開年？唔發火你當我病貓吓哇 Teach me? We'll see who teaches who.
九陰神功第九重，萬佛朝宗 Yin Kung Fu, Ten Thousand Buddhas Attack.
咪住！你而家呃我唔識嘢呀 Wait, you can't trick me.
萬佛朝宗係如來神掌嘅之嘛 Ten Thousand Buddhas is a different kung fu style.
- 中意吖 - 中意就得啦嗎？ - I'll fight anyway I like. - Oh, so that's how it is.
咁我呢招就係 Two can play at this game.
霹靂雷電金鉸剪，自摸滿胡，對對碰 Cut the Cards! Full House! Royal Flush!
玩花臣吖嘛， 睇下我 Watch me!
加速 Accelerate!
- 萬佛朝宗 - 太多假動作啊！ - Ten Thousand Buddhas! - Stop posing!
先打紅中！ Hearts are Wild!
再碰一筒，卡窿我唔要 Take the Ace! Throw Down the King!
返兜四萬， 一個位起過鋪，再打四圈 Reshuffle the Deck! All Bets Off!
九指連環！自摸！ Winner Takes All!
- 你老... - 嘩哎！新年流流，你講埋啲咁嘅衰嘢？ - You son of a... - No swearing during Chinese New Year.
等我講番啲好嘢沖下喜先 Say nice things, like me.
我先祝你功成身就，龍馬精神！如意吉祥！連生貴子！ 一本萬利，橫財就手， 福星高照 May fortune, prosperity, health
升官發財！五福臨門...，大吉大利... 再加個出入平安 and peace be with you next year.
哦，咁都仲唔滿意吖嘛？咁就醒多個 Not enough? One more blessing!
安邦定國，中英和談，天下太平！ May the Sino-British Joint Declaration bring peace to all!
哎呀！鴨仔返咗嚟呀，好喇... Duckie is back!
阿公明明打打下點解變佐拜年嘅，啊喂？ Why was he saying New Year's greetings while fighting?
恭喜發財！小小利市 Happy New Year! Have a red envelope.
新年快樂，利市借一筆，啊！ Happy New Year!
- 又幾離譜喎 - 食粒蓮子呀，連生貴子呀 - This is madness. - Have some lotus seed. It helps fertility.
啊！新年快樂 Happy New Year!
唔使緊張...打完㗎喇 Everyone relax. It's all over now.
黃兄啊，嚟，呢個摩羅差呀，都俾我打到short咗㗎喇 That guy has gone crazy.
我亦都總算還番個人情畀你 My mission is accomplished.
咁以後囉，咪大家開開心心囉 Everyone can live happily ever after.
喂，同性戀者！你唔好望人啦，係你呀 Hey, queer guy! Don't look away! I'm talking to you.
啊？你叫我呀？ Who? Me?
嗱！呢度有幾粒老泥丸，你攞去救番三個年青人呀，嚟 Immortal sweat heals all. Take some for your students.
幾粒？得兩粒至喎 But there are only two pills.
喂，呢勻發達喇嘛，而家身光頸靚，好幹凈，咁梗係冇咁多㗎喇 I'm rich now. I'm not as dirty as before.
求其兩粒搓勻佢，就實救到㗎喇 Mix with water and divide it into three parts.
咁濟公啊！ Duan!
你畀多粒我救三公主啦！ Can you give me a pill for the princess?
如果佢死咗，我真係生無可留戀嘅 I don't want to live if she dies.
我同三公主一場相識，我點都要盡下人事嘅 She's a good friend of mine. Of course I'll save her.
呢個資源有限 Not much here.
嗱！呢粒就保證能夠起死回生，成粒嚼佐佢啦，嚟呀 I'm sure she'll wake up. Swallow this!
咁大嚿點吔呀？ How can she swallow such a big pill?
咁大嚿？吔咗有乜嘢消化不良𠺝，我唔制 Swallow that? I'll have stomachache.
你哋得閑就call我濟公嚟飲茶喎 Call me for a drink when you're free.
各位，後會有期 So long, everybody!
你曳呀！ You naughty girl.
見唔見師叔啊？ Where's Master Zhou?
唔死得，命硬吖 I'm still alive, what luck!
峰哥！ Feng!
阿爸，阿媽返屋企嘞 Dad! Mum! Let's go home!
咁嘅場面實在令人太感動呀，我師兄喺度就好囉 So moving! I wish Chongyang was here.
師兄！ Chongyang!
師兄！我好掛住你！ I miss you.
伯通，我哋而家人鬼殊途 Botong, I'm in heaven and you're on earth.
況且我哋大家都係男人 Besides, we're both men.
係冇可能發生... We shouldn't carry on with our relationship.
我明白嘅 I know.
你明白？咁點解你對手仲喺度抽緊我水？ Then what are your hands doing down there?
抽水呢樣嘢係你以前教我嘅 You taught me this, remember?
Directed by Jeff LAU